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Hi, I'm Vick and I can't deal. Three words to describe me; laughter, clumsy, friends. I laugh too much, I fall a lot, and I freaking love my friends. Myself online is somewhat different in real life. On twitter, IDGAF I've got a lot to say. I'm definitely less vulgar, I like to express my current emotions/thoughts. On Snapchat, I am no different. On twitter, I love to express myself, sometimes in all capital letters. I throw subtle shade at the snakes. I do what I want:). I stutter sometimes when I talk, so when I'm in situations when I am face-to-face, I tend to f*** up. I love talking to people regardless of my "impediments".

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