The Simple Life

Today is a Friday. To be exact, Its Friday the 19th of January, 2018. I remember damn near everything about Fred, including one of his most aggressive dogs, and the one I got along with the most, Tracer. He was one of the five German Shorthair Pointers that Fred owned. He was the Alpha of his small pack and had a aggressive temperament. Tracer disliked literally everyone but me. Tracer disliked Fred, his owner. Not too surprising considering Fed wasn't exactly nice to his dogs. He didn't treat them as pets, he treated them as tools. He didn't love them, he loved the control he had over them. He raised them as wild animals, he gave them raw meat, let them fight each other, and he would "lose" a dog whenever it wasn't useful anymore. Fred was a terrible guy. He tried to convince my mother to drop my older brother, Skippy and I off on a random road. He was a control freak, and in some ways, he was narcissistic. He was a monster. My mom knew Fred for a long time b

1.) Why don't you wear Chapstick? Tiffany J: I do wear Chapstick. Greta R: I do. Max M: Because everyone who wears it is a douche. 2.) If someone threw food at you, what would you do? Tiffany J: Throw it back! Is that what you're supposed to do? I would just sauce it...YEET. Greta R: Depends, I would probably eat it if it was a good food. Max M: Eat the food. 3.) What did you do when you encountered a bear? Tiffany J: I've never encountered a bear. Greta R: "I love bears." Max M: I've never seen a bear, so no. 4.) Why don't you like tomatoes? Tiffany J: 'Cuz they're a fruit and they shouldn't be, got me f***** up!! Greta R: I like to eat them with cinnamon and sugar. Max M: Umm, because they're like the zits of fruit. 5.)Why do you like cats more than dogs? Tiffany J: I don't, I'm allergic to cats, they got me f***** up!! Greta R: They're softer. Max M: because cat's tails move cooler. 6.)What did you do

Vaseline Lip Therapy. By far THE BEST CHAPSTICK I'VE EVER USED/OWNED. It doesn't dry in an hour or so of use, it coats your lips in a thicker layer than regular chapstick. It also comes in a variety of scrumptious smells. My chapstick is cocoa butter. It smells so good!

1. Brussel sprouts. 2. White onions. 3. Wearing dirty laundry more than twice. 4. Public restrooms. 5. Gas Station restrooms. 6. Those nasty cranberry jelly-like stuff at family dinners. 7. My moms food. 8. Snow that isn't white. 9. Toxic relationships. 10. Over-stepping your own boundaries to make someone else happy.

Hello, It's me. So listen, I work at Hardees, and one day, there was an incident. It was later on in the day, maybe five o'clock. I was working upfront, taking orders and handing out food when a customer walks into lobby. It was a man, he was kind of raggedy and unruly. Regardless of what I thought of him, I took his order. He ordered the number four all star box which consisted of a double cheeseburger, a spicy chicken sandwich, a small fry, a cookie, and a small soda all for five dollars and thirty-four cents. He was content with his order and wen tot go fill his cup by the drink station. He had ordered it to go, so he was just steady chilling in the lobby, staring at me. His teeth had literally looked as if they have been rotting in his mouth, but he didn't seem any older than thirty-five. I was becoming uncomfortable so I went in the back to get away from his brooding stare. One of my coworkers, Rose, told me that the food was done. I made my way up to the front and han

I just had to do it to 'em.